Soundtrack by Lee "Scratch" Perry

That's evolution, baby.

The top photo had me thinking "Tyrell Wellick is in a band?"
The video had me thinking "Matthew Gray Gubler is in a band?"

Does this classify as "art crime"?

She's bringing energy drinks to the refugees? Does she WANT them to get hepatitis?

Euro Truck Simulator 2. At first it sounded to me like the most boring game concept ever, but I kept reading people's raves about it, so I picked it up cheap on a Steam sale ages ago. Damned if I haven't come around.

Steve Burns turned into Moby so gradually I didn't even notice.

Stephen Colbert was #69 on Maxim's list of hottest women a few years ago.
I feel like that had a little more validity.

Spike Lee told me that was Tim Heidecker.

I got a Kurtis Blow notification for this?

Stationary? That's an unfair generalization. I personally know many writers who are no longer sitting in the same place.

How do they eat and breathe, and other science facts?

Shouldn't this really be "Great jorb, Internet"?

This is nothing new. Keebler's been making cookies out of grasshoppers for years now.




What?

New PB Zeppelins - from Nabisco!
Oh, the peanuttity!

Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham Did Something

Wait, so all along we've been singing about a woman who ditches her boyfriend to go to baseball games and "cheer up" the team?

Or the movie where Smokey finally gets to mark it eight?

Ooh, then they can time travel to the 60's and meet Llewyn Davis and whatzisface from A Serious Man.

Don't be fatuous.