Congratulations!

It's baffling to me that a publisher that does so many big things so poorly can still make games that are as compelling as anything I've ever played. But here we are.

It's so deliciously ironic that the more the man babies whine the more power the people they hate get.

This speaks to a larger issue of your New Yorkers, Slates, and the Atlantic having no clue on how to talk about games—much less criticize them. It's one of my pet peeves given how good those places can be in other mediums .

Han shot first

You a subsidiary to Draft Kings?

I like Braid, but I'm not sure you can argue he's not pretentious.

With time mages, I imagine you whack them with a stick after hitting slow.

I could never figure out how to make a treadmill work beyond a walk.

Imprisonment is definitely terrifying.

Because I'm 30, I associate frats with quoting Old School and Super Troopers in much the same way I associate the AV Club with quoting the Simpsons.

You can do it on a stationary bike or elliptical.

I was raised on a farm, so that's not the first time I've done that.

I think he came off as fairly pretentious in this Atlantic article: http://www.theatlantic.com/…

When are they old enough to fetch beer?

I used to play a lot of Gears of War 2 multiplayer, and I plan on playing some Star Wars Battlefront. It doesn't mean I'll start spontaneously quoting Old School.

I like to think of him as clinically depressed or robo-Shepard.

If a tree falls in the forest, I'll kill the bastard what done it.

Don't Blame us. Blame yourself or God.

I finally finished my playthrough of Baldur's Gate > Baldur's Gate Throne of Bhaal. Only to have a weird bug seemingly stall my play through right before the final battle. C'est la vie. Still, that's hundreds of hours of quality entertainment at a very reasonable price.