How can you discuss "Last Exit to Springfield" without mentioning the legendary "onion tied to my belt" monologue?  (Hands down, the hardest I have ever laughed at anything on The Simpsons - probably anything, period.)

How can you discuss "Last Exit to Springfield" without mentioning the legendary "onion tied to my belt" monologue?  (Hands down, the hardest I have ever laughed at anything on The Simpsons - probably anything, period.)

I could watch the opening time-lapse shot of New York City (taken from the Chrysler Building) in "The Bonfire of the Vanities" all day.

I could watch the opening time-lapse shot of New York City (taken from the Chrysler Building) in "The Bonfire of the Vanities" all day.

Santa but no Ice Cream Bunny?  Pass.

Santa but no Ice Cream Bunny?  Pass.

Gerald Posner, who wrote the awesome JFK-conspiracy-debunking book "Case Closed" (and unfortunately got nailed for plaigiarism recently) also wrote a very good book with this title, about the same subject, in 1991.  Is the movie based on it?

Gerald Posner, who wrote the awesome JFK-conspiracy-debunking book "Case Closed" (and unfortunately got nailed for plaigiarism recently) also wrote a very good book with this title, about the same subject, in 1991.  Is the movie based on it?

Everyone wants to save Hitler's brain. But put Hitler's brain in a Great White Shark, and oooh, suddenly you've "gone too far."

Everyone wants to save Hitler's brain. But put Hitler's brain in a Great White Shark, and oooh, suddenly you've "gone too far."

WHM recommended "Hider in the House" and "Halloween III," and also gave a backhanded recommendation to "Babycakes."

WHM recommended "Hider in the House" and "Halloween III," and also gave a backhanded recommendation to "Babycakes."

Of the (relatively few) I've seen:

Of the (relatively few) I've seen:

WHM + James Belushi + Direct-to-video sequel = awesomeness.  I would be seriously happy if they gave up theatrical releases altogether and did nothing but made-for-TV and direct-to-video releases from now on.  (Hider in the House, Invisible Child, Ewoks: Battle for Endor, Babycakes…the list of classic episodes goes on…

WHM + James Belushi + Direct-to-video sequel = awesomeness.  I would be seriously happy if they gave up theatrical releases altogether and did nothing but made-for-TV and direct-to-video releases from now on.  (Hider in the House, Invisible Child, Ewoks: Battle for Endor, Babycakes…the list of classic episodes goes on…

On ABC, one of the people being interviewed in Times Square was talking about his house getting destroyed by Sandy, when the reporter (whom you could tell wasn't listening to a single word) abruptly cut him off to make the earth-shattering announcement that Obama was declared the winner in New Mexico.

On ABC, one of the people being interviewed in Times Square was talking about his house getting destroyed by Sandy, when the reporter (whom you could tell wasn't listening to a single word) abruptly cut him off to make the earth-shattering announcement that Obama was declared the winner in New Mexico.

Toby Keith *is* a Democrat, albeit on the right wing of the party.  He's come out in favor of same-sex marriage, too.

Toby Keith *is* a Democrat, albeit on the right wing of the party.  He's come out in favor of same-sex marriage, too.