that clip needs to be played before every sporting event and inauguration

the bit with Milhouse's voice sounding like his dad's was instantly funny, but then ruined when it became clear that it was the only joke the entire episode had to go on and was prepared to stretch it out for the whole duration.

I know, I loved that movie and having her be the lead in it was extra awesome. She's just so damn adorable. I kinda dig the formal business attire she wears in HoC though, it almost makes her hotter for some reason.

"And right there, is where you and not-Sam Worthington will lay the franchise down to watch it die in agony."

Superman: Red Son. See you in 30 years when he's revealed to the world by Cyborg Putin.

"Who let this neckbeard on set?"

then Chuckie befriends a giant Droid named M-3 Promis-X and mostly yells variations of the word "no" during pod races and space battles.

The only reason I watch this show at all right now is because I think Kristen Connolly is the cutest woman I've ever seen.

that stretched believability for me as well. I actually ended up feeling apathetic about a girl who died because she was texting while driving. It was a bit much to suddenly make it all about a garish water tower and blame that instead.

Tom's line there reminded me of Aziz Ansari's recent AV Club interview. Possible tie-in?

Andrea's speech was so stupid and trite, I half expected the crowd to call out "BULLSHIT" and tear her apart. Or throw her out of the compound.

seeing Archer and Malory in the cutaway, hanging out while drunk, feet up on the desk, and dishing about how boring Ron is, was pretty amazing. That, and all the money just floating away in the wind instead of blowing towards the tranny bikers. Good moments, overall.

Rabin really loves the term "duded out". Take a shot whenever the phrase pops up in one of his articles.

I actually have used exactly that imagery whenever I've needed to…delay the train from arriving at the station early.

Eric Stoltz and his junky girlfriend were originally supposed to be Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love.

I know what you mean. Every single character on that show was like a friend who I could always call up and talk to if I was feeling bummed or just wanted to enjoy their company. 30 Rock was always my show if I wanted to watch something familiar and awesome if I was sick or feeling low. I'll miss it terribly.

actually the Office didn't need to be an hour long at all, cause the Office is garbage. They could have easily had an episode of Parks and Rec come on right after 30 Rock to soothe our collective pain. Having an hour of the Office come on after that amazing finale was like having someone do a hambone solo right after…

Probably Jenna, to keep up her elaborate web of lies re:Mickey Rourke.

maybe they didn't see the point of flying him all the way out to New York for a couple of lines. somehow the crappy green screen made the scene even funnier, to me at least.

Dude. I actually thought of your comment the second they showed Kathy Guisse, no lie. "That dude on AV Club was pretty close. I hope he's watching, somewhere out there, on this blue marble we call Earth."