hey now, a C+ is a perfectly acceptable grade…slightly above average in fact. I mean, we are not talking high drama here, it's basically a 90 minute or so animated television program (I don't know how long it is, perhaps that should have been part of the review?)

WTF?
WTF? I read he has a blog and on this blog he has sonnets one of which is titled "Rain In My Heart" and yet you provide no link?

well played Reverend, well played.

Chapter on Midget Porn?
I wonder if they address the internet's part in the spread of IMHO things no normal person would ever have ever encountered such as…

Chest Infection? More Like Chest Infucktion
sweet! doing a little research on if crystalized meth vapors could be behind the "chest infection" when I came across a medical site with this unintentially hilarious "method of injestion"
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Booty Bump
Timing: 10 to 15 seconds to get high.
Absorbed…

Saw In Space
AKA

wow, leave it to Lord Running Clam to find the "beauty" in santorum…..

Hmmm, deriding someone for their fashion choices, now that's motherfuckin' rock & roll!

In no particular order
Luckily I seem to have successfully avoided many truly awful concert going experiences. Usually the bad parts are evened out by the good parts.

Link from the Onion kinda messed up
hey, just tought I would mention that the link to this article from The Onion has some HTML markup showing…..open bracket somewhere I imagine…..

Zla'od, in all seriousness, dude, you know a hell of a lot about the Omen….I am surprised I never read any of the books though, I read tons of horror when I was younger.

This is from memory and I don't have time to research but in the only Omen that matters (The Omen - 1976) I believe only one of the deaths fits that profile. The priest getting skewered by the cross. The rest are fairly normal…the nanny hanging herself, the mother (& unborn child) falling over the stair railing (with…

Rectal Birth?
c'mon now, don't start rumors like that, you know how these things work. Next thing you know my e-mail inbox is filled with SPAM horror stories about how some teenage girl had ass sex so she would still technically be a virgin, then, to her horror, she gave birth to an ass baby…..

wow, almost 400 years later and that damn Milton is still causing nerd fights.

How bout this one?
Uwe Boll and Creed?

especially if at first (and even second) glance the shirt appears to read

How Not To Impress A Brit
I was seeing this Brit girl and one day she made a casual remark, something or other about Spotted Dick. Well that was just the most hilarious thing I had heard in quite some time as was giggling like a schoolboy. She did not see the humor (humour?) in my juvenile behavior (behaviour?) and…

yeah, I think the word "classic" might be a bit of a stretch. True, sharp dialogue and great performances will always stand the test of time but adequate dialogue and a couple of decent performances makes for an entertaining movie, not a classic.