The Dark Tower?
I seem to remember a pilot back in the late '80s loosely based on King's Dark Tower series. From what I remember, it was about a bunch of cowboys that time-traveled to modern day, then started a detective agency. I swear I'm not making it up. Anyone else remember it?

Looks like the market is ripe for…
1. Crotchless Panties with the crotch sewn in.
2. Assless chaps with the ass sewn in.
3. A strap-on cock with the cock removed.

If only they'd yank that SUV song. It never goes anywhere, and it never really starts anywhere either. It's the audio equivalent of a mobius strip.

Ooh, I HATE that guy wearing the tie. Smug little bastard.

This may signal a potential boon for the porn industry. Ethnically ambiguous Eva Angelina could be Pocahantas in "Custer's Revenge", and "Beat 'em & Eat 'em" practically writes itself!