To be fair, Springsteen sings like he's taking a shit…

Here's an opportunity for me to help someone with their life decisions.

That is fucking terrible.

That was a Simpsons joke.

And yet still funnier than anything Amelie's ever done!

I downvoted your comment because it turned me on too much…

He took me to third base in my fantasies this year…

Ya know, I've heard that San Francisco has quite a few homosexuals living there. I can only assume that their football team features a lot of homosexuals as well, which in turn means that their fanbase is made up predominantly of homosexuals.

No one beats the Toronto Maple Leafs at never winning anything, yet somehow managing to be the most valuable hockey franchise in the world…

What's the deal with baguettes?

Welcome to the New AV Club…

Disappointed to not see Great White on the bill, but then I remembered that they're probably still in prison for burning half their fan base to death a few years ago…

Lobsters lives within our hearts.

You should work for the LA Tourism Board…

Yeah, but if you do like getting shot, there are better places to go than North Long Beach…

Florida isn't even the good Alabama…

Trying to figure out whether the spelling error in your post is ironic or not…

But enough about your mom…

Yet another band with a stupid name. Song's alright though.

But enough about New York Islander legend Butch Goring…