If Microsoft isn't concerned then they're a bunch of idiots. No company can simply shrug off a heavily populated, tech-savvy, affluent market like Japan.

Mao wants us to make our own Xbox in our backyard forges…

Fuckin' right it is, homo!

Marissa Tomei?

Yeah, I had to double-check to make sure I wasn't drunk when I read that comment…

Ooh, I love Marillion…

Stop pestering me, lardass!

Oh, come on Skip! You know as well as I do that women are asexual beings!

That's why so many Alabamians say "That's a capital idea!" whenever someone suggests oral sex…

Yeah, but that's not what Sims said.

Again, has the AV Club given up on visual material? Embed a trailer or something…

This guy—-this guy gets it…

YOU CAN'T READ, YOU STUPID ILLITERATE BABY!!!

A pauper's grave…

I love how this is a visual inventory topic, and yet there are hardly any accompanying visuals…

Yes, but unfortunately I've fallen in the toilet and can't get out. Tell the world my story…

Or a dry seat in the house…

Is it a coincidence that this list came out shortly after the new (shitty) comments system came out?

Retract your downvote! RETRACT YOUR DOWNVOTE!

For Dawes, you and your community should do anything…