Aw hell yeah…

I JUST JIZZED ALL OVER MY FUCKING HAND!!!

Rick: Carl?!?! WHERE'S CARL????

Can't comment on the album, but I sure hope the members of Arcade Fire take vitamin D supplements…

I bet the guys from Iron Maiden (especially Steve Harris) would come up with a better list than this…

First part of your comment: correct. Last part: very wrong.

Two out of three ain't bad…

Gary = the least metal name ever.

There was a lot of shit on this list…

Ach, Dagless…

I'm with you on that one. I've always thought she was an exceptionally good looking woman.

O hunsweasel, you devil!

ElDan be truthin'!

He's definitely going to miss out on the launch of the PS4. That will not be a perfect day…

Her bedside manner should give you pause…

No.

Their disease science is too tight!

Yes. It's known as…the prison.

Hey, everybody! Check out this guy dancing on Merle's grave!

I'd be interested to find out how a 110-lb woman was able to kill two people, drag their corpses outside, and set them on fire. Unless she owns a forklift, I ain't buying it…