Ooh, I can't wait for this. That Linden MacIntyre really needs to be taken down a notch or two…

Not even when someone posts a picture of a horse fucking an infant…

Remember that dude in Kinsey who could make himself cum in, like, 3 seconds?

From the writer who brought you Red Tails…

On an unrelated note, I wonder why anyone would vote down your comment.

I do remember that.

FLAGGED

Lorne Michaels says I have AIDS…

Appear on every Iron Maiden album cover?

When are you assholes gonna start talking about the recess lady's jugs?

I CAN'T READ! I CAN'T READ!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Looking forward to this. Hey, has anyone mentioned that the new comments system sucks?

"…I've yet to see any use of the downvote, so that's a good feeling I guess."

I just voted down your post. If you get 50 negative votes, a masked man will attack you in the streets and steal your pants…

Yes. However, two weeks ago I concluded that he was a koala bear.

When asked by a reporter what it was like working with the best "title comer upper with" in the world, John said that Ringo wasn't even the best "title comer upper with" in The Beatles…

It also makes his ass look fat…

I thought that too. Like maybe some living dude did it with a zombie chick and then she gave birth to some hybrid creature. But then I remembered that they live in the South and miscegenation never goes on there…

Written by zombie Paul Schaffer…