I blame Ringo solely…

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus - Is Fred Savage and the chick who plays Winnie as nice as they seem on TV?

He once date raped David Bowie!

Kid Rock's most recent concert DVD…

Now we know how the Chargers won all those Super Bowls back in the 60s and 70s.

Fighting will be banned within our lifetime. This is because hockey, like football, cannot survive without liability insurance. And someday soon the insurance companies are gonna say, "Fuck it. We're not going to insure a game in which players are encouraged to punch each other in the face."

The league itself is non-profit, but the teams that make up the league (and decide the rules of the game) are for-profit and most certainly do not want to lose all that they've gained.

Plus, it makes everyone look gay…

@avclub-1995235c85099e61fc4fe43428368aa7:disqus - You'd probably get a fairly serious concussion…

The NFL's equivalent of the birther movement is claiming that Dr. Omalu was born in Hawaii…

Go back to your D&D, nerd!

@avclub-e1228be46de6a0234ac22ded31417bc7:disqus - Texas only executes retarded corporations…

"As for ESPN, it comes out of this looking better than it did when the disillusion of the PBS partnership was announced."

@avclub-84a9f64106792dd9b7e5ba4d631ac12e:disqus is a fish…

This is the weirdest thing you've ever posted…

Please stop making sense, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus…

But does she love Chachi?

She's worth holding on to, @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus.

If she doesn't like Unforgiven, call off the marriage.

No.