Eh, ya…ya like the Arliss?

There is no god. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears…

Drdarke's true identity is no concern of yours, Lieutenant…

**points to junk**

Death sometimes makes people say horrible, horrible things…

This just in: Larry King is dead.

Or a centurion doing some Roman broad from behind…

The same!

You know what also didn't get great reviews upon release?

- Terry Gilliam.

I am not a crook!

I've been out of sorts ever since the Fackland Islands were invaded…

Hi.

He's a monster!

As a comic, in all seriousness…this sucks.

Sammy slaps his knee. Bobby says, "As a comic, in all seriousness…"

I would have gone with "An Actor, a Valedictorian, and a Pastor Walk into a Comedy Club…"

I think you meant to say, "Disqus disqlikes me."

By not holding one…

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