Well try losing some weight then, lardass!

Hey! Why does Dunk get to have all the fun? I'd definitely be up for spanking your kids…

It sounds much better than the last album, which had this hollow, tinny feel to it. This is much warmer and full.

Every year's a great year to love white people music!

You people are mad. Mad, I tells ya!

The riff for "Keep Your Eyes Peeled" is magnificent.

Porky's is not a bad comedy by any measure. Mr. Clark is right to suggest that it's reputation is the result of all the imitators that emerged in its wake.

Yeah, but it is the best movie about babies who are geniuses…

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I had a dream the other night that Charles Bronson had AIDS. Who gave it to him, you ask?

I just didn't laugh. The plotting was fine and everything, but I just didn't laugh very much.

No one's going to read this, but fuck it: the Maeby episode was boring as shit. I was surprised to see so many people say that they thought it was one of the best of the season.

He probably would have cut down on the size of their dongs too…

And now Jean Stapleton's dead. Smooth move, Ex Lax!

What's the deal with turnbuckles?

I know, right? I mean, was it Michael Mann? Horace Mann? Manfred Mann? Stan Musial?

He fucked him, Jack! GOT ANY MORE GODDAMN QUESTIONS?!?!?!?

Moving is an underrated comedy.

Testify!

GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!!