"Team-Building Excercise #173: Your group of four co-workers is trapped in a locked room with Gallagher. You have a paper clip, a piece of paper, three pens, and a revolver with one bullet.

I like Lynchings With Friends.

Fuck you, the first TMNT movie was good.

It causes people to behave like horrifying stereotypes, then explode.

Oh my god, Like. A thousand times, Like.

Frankie says "Relax! I'm gonna sodomize the -shit- out of you."

In all seriousness, I agree that the "raped my childhood" thing is a bit much.

Maybe it'll be a fusion with the remake of Laserblast, and they'll be the wise-cracking aliens hunting the 29-year-old teenager (Shia LeBouf) with a laser-shooting garbage disposal stuck to his arm.

Well played.

Son of Krypton just called you out, fag!

If they don't want us fingerbanging corpses, maybe they should fucking SAY SO ON THE APPLICATION!

Oh, it's not about that; it's mostly just that it's harder for Bay to

Yeah, it is overreacting, but the internet is a rough construction of porn sites held together with hyperbole, so we let it slide.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus

I find rape much more fun if you call it "FunPumpin'™"

Are you accusing Micheal Bay of having motives -other- than artistic expression?

Honestly, that's the most conciliatory I've ever seen Micheal Bay. Movie's still gonna suck though, because it's Micheal fucking Bay.

Hoo boy…

@google-96886914fdb1523cfa6ca3cac36f6fe1:disqus WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS???

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus I used to pause the game for like a half-hour at a time just to listen to that music.