SumBITCH that one was better than mine too.

You'd be surprised how often the answer is up there.

Krang.

I can't wait to see Jesus blow up Pontius Pilate's villa in the sequel, when he comes back from the dead as a cyborg (using Transformers tech in a rare Bay crossover).

I'm afraid the subtle shifts in quality eluded me; I thought they were all horrid.

UC WUT I DID THER?

Dunno if anyone's made this joke yet, but it sucks, so probably not.

@avclub-646709d0ce8fec7d0c6734a04bb676b0:disqus Was that a real show, or am I just desperately -wanting- that to be a real show?

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus  Well, @avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus 's description was wang-shrivelingly accurate.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus Oh Jesus God it hurts

For maximum adherence to the game's aesthetic, theaters should hire someone to yell "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT COCKSUCKER JUMP YOU ASSHOLE" during the scene too.

Holy fucking shit, you just… God dammit that would actually fucking ROCK!

Godammit @avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus your Groening double-up made me laugh WAY harder than it should have.

Hmm.. I'd like to see a Bay flick about the Holocaust. Auschwitz would have a lot more explosions, and a lot of unnervingly busty, scantily-clad starving Jews.

That would be great! I can't wait to see us actually stop 9/11 thanks to… Hmm… a crack team of ex-Military guys headed by… Uh… The Rock, maybe?

I'm sorry, are you implying that Vanilla Ice rapping about anthropomorphic, pizzaphilic Ninja Turtles is NOT awesome? Because we may have to step outside…

Maybe Shia LeBouf will play a rebooted Casey Jones, who's now kind of an awkward 20-something with a crush on April O'Neill.

The sad thing is that sounds pretty much dead-on.

Wow. @avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Take -THAT-, pre-pubescent boner!

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus My guess: Michelangelo will trade "pizza" for "malt liquor and fried chicken".