Can't wait to see which talking RealDoll he casts as April O'Niell, or the scene where the Military swoops in and kicks Shredder's (who is now an Arab terrorist named "Al'Shra'ider") ass.

No. Fuck you. These are gross, and they smell like aggressively artificial hazelnut.

Yeah funny how being a bigot can give you a reputation as a bigot, that.

Uh… Yeah, sorry no, I don't think not giving my money to a guy who's going to turn around and donate it to hate groups is somehow not "progressive".

"JW:[…]I think it was like a mock Craigslist. It couldn’t have been real, because it was so off-color.
AVC: I’m pretty sure those are real. 
JW: They’re -real-?"

Actually, they're Chicken Selects leftovers.

@avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus Welcome to nerd-dom, where everything is over-explored, over-explained, and made "cooler" by shitty retcons until it's completely boring and stupid.

My horrible bitch upstairs neighbor tends to play her godawful country music loudly, and because our apartment building it shit, the twangy sounds really carry. So whenever she starts getting loud, I turn my stereo to max, turn the bass boost on, and start playing "Human After All" by Daft Punk. About 20 seconds of…

Jesus Christ this makes me sad. From Wikipedia:

Say what you will about alcoholic working-class Brits, but they make a damned fine greasy-ass snack food.

Faygo's not -quite- as rat-ass cheap, but I'll grant you it's pretty good. They lost a LOT of points from me when they stopped selling Diet Moon Mist, because I drink a lot of diet and that stuff was damned good for diet.

Also, I actually don't want people to say what they will about Mexicans. Unless it's that they can fly.

Any non-white that can make a good soda is one o' the good ones.

Actually he was pretty Old Testament-y in a lot of ways…

I never really liked Hitchens, but then even freethinkers need  massive assholes to define the far edges of the concept. I agreed with some of his positions, but disagreed with many more. The truth is he really was just a brilliant asshole who immensely enjoyed being an asshole. That said, he certainly was…

Every time you Friend a food product on Facebook, a piece of your soul dies.

Well how the hell else are they supposed to make them "double crisp"?

Say what you will about Mexicans, but their cheap-ass sodas are way better than ours (I'm looking at you, Save-A-Lot's "Bubba Cola").

"The day I make a suspiciously-cheap fried-fat-and-skin product a JEW can enjoy is the day I close up this company, go home, and put a godamned shotgun to my head!"

Also I want to get EVERYONE bug-filled coal candy for Christmas.