I want to punch Matthew Perry in the face. I mean, just look at that picture. What a fucking tool.

I want to punch Matthew Perry in the face. I mean, just look at that picture. What a fucking tool.

West Egg explosions.

West Egg explosions.

If surliness is a key qualifier, then I nominate Nick Offerman.

If surliness is a key qualifier, then I nominate Nick Offerman.

Good point. I was thinking, we really don't have to remember ANYTHING about our friends anymore, really. It's all online. And the whole "Happy Birthday" on the Facebook wall is sort of obnoxious…they didn't write it because they remembered, they wrote it because Facebook remembered for them.

Good point. I was thinking, we really don't have to remember ANYTHING about our friends anymore, really. It's all online. And the whole "Happy Birthday" on the Facebook wall is sort of obnoxious…they didn't write it because they remembered, they wrote it because Facebook remembered for them.

Agreed. Also, all this "controversy" about whether the current team can beat the "Dream Team" really pisses me off. WE CAN NEVER KNOW. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Agreed. Also, all this "controversy" about whether the current team can beat the "Dream Team" really pisses me off. WE CAN NEVER KNOW. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

And is it not an absolutely HUGE studio? Is is CGI trickery? Some shots make it look like they're in a Boeing hanger or something.

And is it not an absolutely HUGE studio? Is is CGI trickery? Some shots make it look like they're in a Boeing hanger or something.

Haha, yea, I got that same vibe that Frank just wanted to kick Ryan's ass. That shit only happens on Hell's Kitchen. And by "happens" I mean is only vaguely alluded to and then edited as if something exciting actually happened. Damn Ramsay for not letting me wean off his —cking teet.

Haha, yea, I got that same vibe that Frank just wanted to kick Ryan's ass. That shit only happens on Hell's Kitchen. And by "happens" I mean is only vaguely alluded to and then edited as if something exciting actually happened. Damn Ramsay for not letting me wean off his —cking teet.

Seriously, David is such a total screw up it makes my head hurt. I've already decided Monti will probably win.

Seriously, David is such a total screw up it makes my head hurt. I've already decided Monti will probably win.

What a buzzkill. I was so stoked for TDKR and then this shit happens.

What a buzzkill. I was so stoked for TDKR and then this shit happens.

And Martin Short claims to be some sort of marriage expert…oh wait, that's right, his wife is DEAD!

And Martin Short claims to be some sort of marriage expert…oh wait, that's right, his wife is DEAD!