Did you explain to him that Howard's head didn't physically get bigger, he just lost his hair? What an idiot!

Did you explain to him that Howard's head didn't physically get bigger, he just lost his hair? What an idiot!

Was it Bill Murray? He claims the only reason he did Garfield is because Joel Cohen's name was on the script. He thought it was Joel Coen. :(

Was it Bill Murray? He claims the only reason he did Garfield is because Joel Cohen's name was on the script. He thought it was Joel Coen. :(

Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit.

Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit.

He's boffing the writer/director of this film. True story. I also used the word "boffing" so feel free to never listen to me again.

He's boffing the writer/director of this film. True story. I also used the word "boffing" so feel free to never listen to me again.

Yes you do. You come back as Shaq in a metal costume.

Yes you do. You come back as Shaq in a metal costume.

He explains it in a monologue at the end. He basically says Begbie is a psycho so fuck him, Sick Boy would do it to him if he'd thought of it and Spud is a good guy, just a fuck up (hence why he leaves him some cash). Renton explains that he has no real excuse: "The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna…

He explains it in a monologue at the end. He basically says Begbie is a psycho so fuck him, Sick Boy would do it to him if he'd thought of it and Spud is a good guy, just a fuck up (hence why he leaves him some cash). Renton explains that he has no real excuse: "The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna…

Why does it have to be like that, joey.blowey? Can't we both enjoy the Mac?

Why does it have to be like that, joey.blowey? Can't we both enjoy the Mac?

I always thought so too. I think it is the same guy and he may even be wearing the same suit.

I always thought so too. I think it is the same guy and he may even be wearing the same suit.

Trainspotting's ending seems fine to me. Otherwise, you have a point. Still love him and his movies though.

Trainspotting's ending seems fine to me. Otherwise, you have a point. Still love him and his movies though.

I liked it too! It's a secret success in my book. It seems to be stuck between being a weird indie and trying to appeal to a broader audience, but it's good fun.

I liked it too! It's a secret success in my book. It seems to be stuck between being a weird indie and trying to appeal to a broader audience, but it's good fun.