@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus His dad wrote "The Air That I Breathe" and, indirectly, "Creep." Respect.

The term "sell out" doesn't really apply to your band when your members attended Swiss boarding schools, does it?

Wiseman don't give a fuck. He gets to see that thing nightly, and possibly even touch it with his penis. Let the nerds have a peek.

Yeah, Wikipedia says they had to cut out a bunch of the original film because of the nunchuck ban in the UK. I bought some genuine nunchucks in Chinatown in San Fran when I was like 7. Thanks, mom and dad.

I remember a kid who called it "ninjin turtles" and called Nintendo "Nintenden." He was a strange one.

Even when I was a kid we would make fun of the heart guy. "Wind! Water! Earth! Fire!" and then someone in the back would say meekly  "….heart?"

The Long Walk! It could be the low budget version of Hunger Games.

I think there was a TV movie. And there was a sequel in the late '90s. Both were forgettable, but yes, this is equally unnecessary.

"You're a claustrophobic."
"What'd you say? I've never even looked at another guy."

I think the people who are most upset are probably the comic book fans. It was a pretty good comic book before it was a cartoon. The first film is hews very closely to the tone and plots of the comics.

"Keep your eyes peeled."
"Yeah, a little too peeled."

Um, The Land Before Time puppets were fucking sweet.

Surprisingly, a lot of good candidates. I'd throw "No One Knows" by QOTSA and "Float On" by Modest Mouse out there.

Unpopular pick: You Only Live Once. Incredible song from a mediocre album.

"Post divorce fuck fesssst! nanner nanner nanner nowww. Fuck feeeest. Pearl Jam."

I'm sure Twitter has something to do with it too. I've heard more than one comedian lament the rise of the Twitter comedian; a guy who writes a funny tweet and gets a thousand retweets so he thinks he can go up on stage and read them out loud and that's all it takes.

No, it doesn't. But knowing that someone sort of like you did it can give you more confidence to do it. I'm not saying this is always a good thing. It's like how punk rock made being in a band more accessible and less mysterious—not everyone is born to be Robert Plant. It led to a lot of good music, but also a lot of…

I couldn't even stand to look at her. So puffy and smooth with a frozen smile…kinda like the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man with rooster hair.

Agree with @blooptaabi:disqus and @WebsnWigs:disqus although I do think hearing these guys talk every week probably gives people a weird kind of confidence in that a lot of these guys aren't Ivy League grads like Conan or other SNL writers and comedians, but they're still doing it. You don't need a certificate or…

Elias Koteas or GTFO