Married with kids.

They also make fun of that in a recent Stella sketch, during a flashback to their freshmen year…something like:
MIB: "Hi, I'm Michael Schwartz."
Wain or Showalter: "Whoa, quit shoving your Judaism in my face."
MIB: "You're right, I should change it."

I don't get it either, but I do think Black is probably the most primed and willing (and maybe even desperate) member of The State (besides maybe Lennon and Garant) to try and become a household name. He's done tons of commercials, all the VH1 stuff, kids books, written crappy movies aimed at the mainstream, hosted…

My buddy got in trouble with security senior year of college for blasting "YOU THINK I'M SOME SLOPPY WET PUSSY FOR YOU TO FUCK?" from his speakers out into the atrium of a dormitory during exam week. Good times. Seeing Stella live in 03 is perhaps the finest comedy experience of my life.

I think Maron feels a certain kinship with Dice, and he wants to help him out with his "comeback" (such as it is). Maybe he felt like digging too deep or asking tough questions would hurt Dice. But this is why we have to remind ourselves that Maron is an extremely flawed host and interviewer, and nowhere close to an…

Pump the breaks. Nothing in The Change Up is likely to be as good as the riff on Far Behind.

I wouldn't let them off the hook that easily. Most stars can have a pretty big influence on a script if they want.

Maxim is really more of an Esquire for people who hate words and the only sartorial advice is limited to "instead of wearing your Affliction t shirt to the wedding/funeral, go with the black on black shirt/suit combo and you may be able to pick up some rich girls. Add a black tie, if your great-grandma is gonna be…

Pretty sure Phillips and Scot Armstrong rewrote The Hangover completely, but of course didn't get credited. These screenwriters have a career most likely because Phillips and Armstrong lost their arbitration battle.

It's definitely not as good as Office Space but it is enjoyable. Bateman is one of the few good parts in Smokin' Aces, speaking of that film.

That 1990 Captain America looks like it was shot in 16mm, possibly 8mm, or possibly on a late '70s camcorder bought at a thrift shop for $3.76.

"'Avoid the clap…Jimmy Dugan.'"
"Hey, that's good advice!"

CFAmick is onto something. Unfortunately, I think Lorne Michaels went all Studio 60 after the 2008 election and thinks the show is important to political dialogue or something.

And they still released his Exorcist and it still sucked.

I'm just interested in hearing the shark's thoughts on Huey Lewis & The News' latest—"Soulville." I hear the early stuff is a little too new wave for his taste.

I remember people getting excited for Shark Week long before Step Brothers, and I didn't ever really get it. But I did watch a pretty cool doc on the USS Indianapolis last year.

Julia Louis Dreyfus in the early Seinfeld episodes is so freakin' cute it's almost unbelievable. The boots and denim jacket with the skirt. Too freaking cute.

The Popeye movie went pretty damn weird. It basically is a cartoon with real actors, more so than pretty much any movie not made by Tim Burton ever has been.

There's actual Robin Wright nudity in State of Grace. Very very not shabby.

That new screenwriting book by Lennon and Garant has a lot about how they get rewritten by Lowell and Ganz, or they rewrite Lowell and Ganz. Kinda funny. I also can't think of Billy Crystal as anything but a dick after reading their interview a couple of weeks ago. Which is fine; City Slickers was all about Stern and…