Give them all iPhones! LOL! (Cause they have bad serv…get it? No?)

It's weird that he is the most bankable star in Hollywood and yet I don't know anyone that really likes him. And I don't mean they DON'T like him, I just mean he doesn't seem to bring out a lot of passion either way, unlike a DiCaprio or Cruise or Pitt. Like the above poster said, he's "inoffensive" and generally…

One Chord… is definitely the place to start.

TV Version
"Yes, it's true, this man is some kind of rodent, I'm not sure which."

Honestly, Enemy of the State is probably the only movie of his I genuinely like. I'm not going to go to bat for it, but I like it.

I think it's a proven fact that Simpsons started going down hill as soon as they started hiring writers who had grown up watching the show.

Yeah, at some point Jada went from hot hot hot to looking like a women's ad for HGH. Still hot, but only a single hot.

There were reports that they were involved in Scientology classes and putting their kids in classes and handing out "free audit" cards as wrap gifts to people on the crew of one of his movies. But I think Smith has denied being a Scientologist and said something about how his grandmother would whoop him if she thought…

I would say I'll wait for video, but I will probably just wait until Egotastic rips the K Dunst nude scenes.

He was always good as an actor, just not really as a movie star in movie star roles.

That's a bad picture of him. Edgerton is a very athletic looking guy. He was great in Animal Kingdom. I think he's a good choice for the part.

Steve Albini
He is not a fan of these gents. Like, really, really not a fan. And that guy hates everyone, so when he makes a special point to call you out, you done fucked up something.

Isn't the narrator supposed to be a) unreliable and b) a know-it-all dick?

"Practically every sitcom couple ever is already Fred and Wilma."
Correction: every sitcom couple is Ralph and Alice. Flintstones was just an animated Honeymooners.

Korn, Limp Bizkit, etc. were creepy. GNR were sleazy. Big difference.

Izzy's solo stuff is pretty good for essentially being a Faces rip.

I could be making this up, but I think I read or saw an interview with Thornton where he said the original actor, a non-actor local from the town where they were filming, didn't work out, and Jarmusch was on set, so he put him in the scene in order to stay on schedule.

Nadja
Always felt like Michael Almereyda's Nadja was sort of like a Jim Jarmusch vampire movie. But not a very good one.

Her Pregnant in Heels skit last week was pretty funny (although maybe only if you've seen that show).

Didn't Feig say that food poisoning thing was Apatow's idea? Good job, Judd. /backlash