"REAGAN KICKED ME OUTTA MY MENTAL HOSPITAL!"

"Kasner? I served with one of your tribe in Dubya-Dubya-Two. Fella named Brooklyn. You know him?"

"Come on girl, I stayed up with you when you had nightmares."

"Your wife divorced you."

Damn, I love her speaking voice.

HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!

People hate that episode?! It's fucking great. 

That's one of my favorites. Bill going on and on about the woman, and the guys' reactions.

"Noooooooooooo, Dido."

One of the quintessential quotes of the entire series.

I have so many questions! Did my dad like Washington apples?!

"Ugh. Why would anyone want to lick a stamp with Bill Clinton on it? Why don't they put Dale Earnhardt on a stamp? He won seven Winston Cups."

::enters Arkansas::
::sees "Birthplace of Bill Clinton" sign::
::locks car doors::

"…This is a fat kid store."

Oh Jesus Christ.

Yes. I was planning to say the same thing.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

"Hip Hop and You Do Stop…at 1993!"

Haha, I don't know what this means apart from your first line, but Nas has a bitchload of legendary albums.

And how!