I really don't give a shit about the ad one way or another. I don't care for her music or this show. I just think it's funny that a "riot grrl" is in an ad for that, of all things.

Sometimes failure is success.

I guess I could have just done a Ctrl+F for "flibbertigibbet." 

He's the Pele of anal Ken Lay.

Yeah, it's called "rooting for the meteor."

Holy shit, that's really cool. Keep us posted on how it's going. I studied a lot of Eastern European history as well. And still do, I guess.

Yeah, he has a real confidence problem.

Fuck yeah. Backyard tomatoes are one of my favorite things about summer.

So you're saying you wish her no specific harm?

Maybe Ellen agreed to it because Lauren Graham is hot.

This is interesting to me. Do you read any other Romance languages? If so, how similar is it to any of those?

Rabin?

How's that going, by the way? I don't know how much you're into black, death, or powerviolence, but I know you like Watain and I think you've mentioned Kvelertak before, so if you're still missing any of that stuff let me know.

I listened to a stream of Effigies by a band called Weeping, Kneeling the other day. Very cold, blackened industrial noise, for those who are into that. I definitely dug it.

Watch a lot of Tiny Toons and avoid looking at the hot naked woman in the apartment across the street.

Happy birthday dude. How's smoking cessation treating you?

I fucking love rhubarb. My grandmother used to feed it to me when I was a kid, and I think she was surprised, and maybe even a little disappointed, that I enjoyed it so much.

Well anything can sound bad if you describe it accurately.

You tell us, you're the @avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus.

He's gettin' us all titillated!