"Without me, and the French, you are just…Americans."

POEM BOMBS!

Are there many better names than Tomas, mummy?

I love your toast soup, mom!

BE QUIET, PRRRRRRRICKS!

Her face actually frames her hair. She has really nice hair.

Two out, bottom of the ninth, the old midget play!

I love Monty Python but KITH are funnier and it isn't even close.

Your mother's…CHEATIN' on me. Your mother's cheatin' on ME. Gonna fix the car…gonna fix the car.

I think I'm insane.

Gee Ray, I don't think I know that one…

Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai!

You were just on a roll.

LOL at this weak-ass slacker shit being anywhere near Iggy Pop's fucking universe.

Exactly. I've loved punk my whole life, but it doesn't just mean being a shit musician. You're actually supposed to have some energy and some fucking balls, rather than sounding like you're halfheartedly trying to force out a fart.

This may be your best work yet.

I know. Maya Rudolph's never been hotter.

It really is the whole site in a nutshell.

That whole "hitting correct notes" thing just smacks of effort, man.

EDIT: "Weak" is spot on.