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Reluctant Registard
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Is Chocolate Stigmata really that well known in these comments sections? Lobsters1, sure, or HipsterDBag or ZMF Motherfucker - but Chocolate Stigmata?

Is Chocolate Stigmata really that well known in these comments sections? Lobsters1, sure, or HipsterDBag or ZMF Motherfucker - but Chocolate Stigmata?

Yeah, well tonight I'm being forced to go to Yankee Stadium, where a few years ago I loudly sang "I Wanna Be Your Man" over "God Bless America" in the seventh inning stretch, and was booed by hundreds of people. Wish me luck! I hope not to get beaten to death tonight by an angry mob.

Yeah, well tonight I'm being forced to go to Yankee Stadium, where a few years ago I loudly sang "I Wanna Be Your Man" over "God Bless America" in the seventh inning stretch, and was booed by hundreds of people. Wish me luck! I hope not to get beaten to death tonight by an angry mob.

It's fucking harrowing.

It's fucking harrowing.

Some of you fucking people are really uptight.

Some of you fucking people are really uptight.

I didn't even know this was being reviewed by the A.V. Club until today. I LOVE "Pulling"! That's pretty much it. I've been drinking all day and out of ideas, but it's on my TV right now.

I didn't even know this was being reviewed by the A.V. Club until today. I LOVE "Pulling"! That's pretty much it. I've been drinking all day and out of ideas, but it's on my TV right now.

And also, that he's a white supremacist who enjoys showing off in extremely long, badly argued essays, how much he respects rich, white supremacist women TV show creators.

And also, that he's a white supremacist who enjoys showing off in extremely long, badly argued essays, how much he respects rich, white supremacist women TV show creators.

Oh wait, you said you live in L.A. If I suck your dick every night, can I live with you rent free for a couple of months while I establish my screenwriting career?

Oh wait, you said you live in L.A. If I suck your dick every night, can I live with you rent free for a couple of months while I establish my screenwriting career?

Okay, give me your address so we can beat the shit out of each other like real men (?) or women, whatever

Okay, give me your address so we can beat the shit out of each other like real men (?) or women, whatever

You have the freedom to say "meh," just as I have the right to say that saying "meh" as a comment is hacky and cliche. So fuck you.

You have the freedom to say "meh," just as I have the right to say that saying "meh" as a comment is hacky and cliche. So fuck you.

It's a misleading term. One doesn't blow at all, one gags on Reluctant Registard's outsized cock until one vomits.

It's a misleading term. One doesn't blow at all, one gags on Reluctant Registard's outsized cock until one vomits.