Are you fucking serious?

Are you fucking serious?

Bananas.

Bananas.

John Kushner, is that you?

John Kushner, is that you?

You're a true asshole.

You're a true asshole.

I wish people would stop saying "meh" so much. It's become really hacky and cliche.

I wish people would stop saying "meh" so much. It's become really hacky and cliche.

I know. Remember a few months ago, when Sean O'Neal refused to cover the story of Tila Tequilla going into a coma because "we're not TMZ"? Even though Tila Tequila's attack by the Juggalos was a major feature of a major feature by Nathan Rabin a year earlier on this very same site? There's a weird, eclectic hypocrisy…

I know. Remember a few months ago, when Sean O'Neal refused to cover the story of Tila Tequilla going into a coma because "we're not TMZ"? Even though Tila Tequila's attack by the Juggalos was a major feature of a major feature by Nathan Rabin a year earlier on this very same site? There's a weird, eclectic hypocrisy…

It'll keep you lean, at least. I'm having some right now! (really)

It'll keep you lean, at least. I'm having some right now! (really)

I hope you opted for hoagie.

I hope you opted for hoagie.

Continuity is not an important element on this show, as surely you've noticed from the episodic nature.

Continuity is not an important element on this show, as surely you've noticed from the episodic nature.

Oh yeah? Well, I've gone through the DTs twice in the last two weeks.

Oh yeah? Well, I've gone through the DTs twice in the last two weeks.