I'm not sure I like the way they slip in at the end: "2 packages of plain white crew-neck teeshirts, in sizes XS and L, 2 packages of white tank tops, sizes L and XL, 3 packages of white lo-rise socks, size XS and L"

Under the pretense of passenger safety, it's going to be "no electronic recording devices allowed in the cabin". This event, like so many others, never happened without the video…

The intro to the "Evil Dead" remake was good. Remember the girl, tied to the post, pleading for her father to let her go, then she flips to "I'll rip your soul out, Daddy" demon mode? Sounds cliche, but it worked!
Maybe just because I have two daughters…

Our twelve-year old daughter's birthday party was at the local roller rink, which has a liquor license. My buddy of thirty years was there, too as our kids are forced to mingle and celebrate each other's birthday, etc. We ordered a couple of whiskeys from the matron, who had no idea what she was doing, and she…

Other than St. Elsewhere, I think of Cat People, a good thirty years ago, when he was a zookeeper and got his arm ripped off by a black panther a/k/a Malcolm McDowell … I really liked that movie.

It's because of that scene I still take an immediate liking to guys named Nick…

Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it…

Keep it away from stoners. I can envision all the bong session injuries to various thumbs, inner thighs, ankles, etc.

Hamburglar … (shiver)

Hamburglar (shiver)

I'll start:
Liquor Beer & Wine
Baby I'm Drunk
It's Martini Time

Whattaya got corncobs between your ears, son??

I think you meant "harrumph".

Man, did I wear that joke out when we visited the Alamo. I must have mentioned the basement every ten minutes, to no one's amusement but my own…

I'm no Lumineer's fan, but Marissa Paternoster's talent is wasted on Marissa Paternoster. I think their concert was the only time I came out of a show sad even though I just witnessed an incredible guitarist.

Authentic Zuni doll from Trilogy of Terror. With chain.

True. Yesterday at home I turned toward the bathroom and sort of accidentally said "I have to poop", and my just-turned seven year-old shot back from out-of-sight down the hall "Didn't need to know that!" with uncanny sitcom delivery and timing. Very Modern Family.

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"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed… its got the buildup and release, in my opinion anyway, perfect for lowering the lights before football/hockey team rushes from tunnel onto field/rink accompanied by strobes/fireworks.

Looking back, I'm pretty sure my parents could've done without "Heathers" back in the day…