Or "Dansons Dancin'," a family dancing show hosted by Ted and his kids.  Mary Steenburgen isn't allowed due to her un-punnable name.

Wow, I was literally about to say the exact same thing.  "Can't Stop Danson'" would work too.

Yeah, can we talk about how Jeff proved yet again tonight he is one of the savviest people on TV right now?  He needled Brandon just enough to provoke a huge outburst, yet restrained him just enough to prevent things from getting violent.  He then called an impromptu Tribal Council that had the dual benefit of…

I actually was, and that got me thinking about something else:  not to be the continuity nerd, but has anyone else noticed the fairy timelines are a little whack?
So we know Rumpel became the Dark One because of the events with his son, who is Baelfire, Emma's ex and presumably around the same age.  But when Rumpel…

I was actually disappointed in the end for a different reason:  this whole episode was about refocusing on the Graysons, but at the very end, we see what looks like the plot for the next episode, where we'll probably get some one-off character who comes in, threatens to ruin everything, then somehow gets sent off by…

I think the one thing you missed, Ryan, was Laurie's conversation with Jules where Jules asks her, close to tears, if she (Jules) is the reason Laurie and Travis never got together.  I thought that was the most well-written and -acted scene of the episode, and also the most emotionally resonant.  I thought it was…

Yeah, I didn't get Dawn's crying at all.  Usually, I really like Dawn, but Brandon was not being that mean to her, unless there was something they didn't show us.  She just seemed a little emotionally unstable there.

I do agree that this episode really, really worked on almost very level for me.  The one thing, though, was that they put the two absolute least interesting characters (Padma and Aiden) in one storyline together.  I can't decide if them both being in a plot I'm completely uninterested in is better or worse than them…

Finally, finally Madeline Stowe gets to kick some ass!  The lack of those kinds of scenes has been, for me, the biggest difference between seasons 2 and 1 of this show, and it was so fun to remember how totally badass and awesome this show can be.  Now let's kill that idiot brother and knock Padma off the top of a…

I won't harp on the awful Phil Simms or CBS's production (though I will say NBC really kicked the hell out of them in both areas last year.  Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth are the best in the biz, and their whole production team from the camera crews to the studio guys was miles better.) but I will say this:  I…

I can't tell if you really think that or if you're just doing a bit where you're acting like your username would suggest.  If the latter, it's quite on point.

Yeah, I'd forgotten about Janet, that was funny.  I am starting to like Keenan a lot more than I previously had.

I liked most of the pre-taped stuff, minus the Biden thing.  I actually didn't think the Catfish spoof was that bad, and I always like Ariana Huffington (plus Keenan was good as Ray Lewis).  Really, the only things I didn't like at all were the Hader firefighter sketch and the musician fight sketch.  Plus, I found…

I'm surprised you don't like Ellie and Jules' hints about running away together.. I think it's one of the series' funnier running gags, and I love the similarities between Ellie and Jules' relationship and Andy and Bobby's.

"Blow on the CD!"
I love 30 Rock's ability to both make fun of stereotypical female behavior while satirizing the very people who make fun of stereotypical typical female behavior.

"Blow on the CD!"
I love 30 Rock's ability to both make fun of stereotypical female behavior while satirizing the very people who make fun of stereotypical typical female behavior.

Honestly, while I absolutely loved, loved, the Joe Biden open, Orrin's "Human Farm" thing was one of the most inspired set pieces this show has ever come up with, and had me absolutely dying.

Honestly, while I absolutely loved, loved, the Joe Biden open, Orrin's "Human Farm" thing was one of the most inspired set pieces this show has ever come up with, and had me absolutely dying.

Yeah, I mean obviously Conrad is like the worst person ever, but his quasi-ode to Victoria when he thought they were going to get killed felt genuine and felt like the first real reason the show has given us that they ended up married in the first place.

Yeah, I mean obviously Conrad is like the worst person ever, but his quasi-ode to Victoria when he thought they were going to get killed felt genuine and felt like the first real reason the show has given us that they ended up married in the first place.