We don't need no stinkin' Ida Espinosa …
we got video evidence.

Happy enough to sing a sad song … may I suggest Edelweiss?

er, Carmelita … damn left pinky, anyway….

Carmelit, join me in LA, we'll be like desperadoes under the eaves …

Aguirre: The Wrath of God

It was like Pearl without the Jam, or jam without the pearl - something like that….

trend killers
Thankfully the quickest way to nip a trend in the bud is to throw a conference over it.

Flightplan was the one where Richard Sharpe played the pilot …

Don't tell Jack White about your Starcaster. Next thing you know he'll have it in a barn somewhere, on the floor stomping it …

That answer is acceptable …

Not nitpicking or anything …
but can rage be both unadulterated AND tempered?

At least one of those two ladies is a corpse …

Note to webmaster …
Woman says 'oppressed' - transcript says 'depressed.' Which are we, goddam it!…

Hence the phrase "structurally impossible waterslide"….

How dare those guys get old! How dare anyone get old …

Awesome!
Put me down as a fan of the Twin Timelines. It always bugged me with that so-called 'paradox' where if you alter the past the future disappears - those future people might have something to say about that. In this episode they do.

Every person reading a Twilight book is one less person reading Being and Nothingness.

That One Australian Vlogger …

Stop it, Smoove!
Move on, she's over you …

Old SNL
Why do I keep flashing on Frank Zappa with a branch coming out of his chest?