I shall deal with it by chuckling derisively.

Unless Rihanna's breasts are involved. There's no way the protests could be more interesting than Rihanna's breasts.

"Put away those fiery biscuits!"

Will killing Todd bring back our chickens?

That's what happens when a Narrator sneaks off for a toilet break and leaves the story running. Always remember to pause your story first, then you won't return to a confusing mess!

If only our Lego-man gimmick poster were here to make a block-based pun about that…

I had to suspend my disbelief quite a bit watching this show (like why doesn't the woman hear them talking about her, when they're walking behind her in the street… and why doesn't the young boy seem alarmed by the strange men lurking around the lobby, simply because one of them smiles at him?), but I ended up quite…

Needs more vaginas.

Yes, they can have Cole… but Nicola Roberts is mine, damn it!

I've seen both shows, and I thought New Girl was definitely a lot funnier, and much better written and performed than this show. Not that I endorse the hate-speech… just the low grades posted above.

I went to see Townhouse Murder open for Rape Cluster last night, but I wasn't impressed. They have a few good songs, but the lead singer kept stabbing people when they got too close to the stage, and that really brought the mood down.

I think it's a show about a pilot who solves crimes all over the country with the help of his super-hi-tech (but slightly gay) talking plane. PILOT!!!

It must be important because someone animated a bright crayon arrow pointing towards the button… they wouldn't go to all that trouble if it wasn't important.

"THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING PIES IN LONDON!!!"

That's the same thing I was thinking pretty much from season two onwards.

Best case scenario: They ditch the premise altogether, and just have Emerson read classic novels like Of Mice and Men to camera.

I don't want to risk Erik calling me a "dirtbag"… so, no.

"We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."

Only if she was driving a camper van at the same time.

Put it on my tab.