Very kind of you, but I don't have the bandwidth…

"We have here an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man— his negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence, and his positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love, tenderness."

Remember to take regular breaks, every 45 minutes. And if you feel your hand cramping into a claw, just slap it against a nearby wall until the feeling returns.

No offence…
But I'm not going to read the review, because it will just make the fact that I can't watch this even more annoying… but I'm glad to see it got a good grade! Something to look forward to if it ever comes to the UK…

"Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No… I give them hand jobs."

I look forward to watching Stewart's surprise announcement tonight… and being totally surprised! :)

Natalie…
I know a lot of people here rate her, but it staggers me that she supposedly made $101,000 over the last year. I agree she's the least offensive/annoying vlogger out there, but still… I am staggered.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And I don't remember reading it!

For the record…
Let it be known: I am not the white man's bitch.

Bea Arthur? Is she a meme yet?

Oh, yeah… should have just watched the trailer. She gets very naked indeed. So that answers that question… now I just have to deal with my impotent jealousy and self-loathing. Woohoo!

"If that woman looks down she's going to assume he's a desk rabbit!"

Rabbit Hole… the final shot…
My guess is Robert De Niro approaches the couple, offering to clone their dead child.

Kaboom: I hate to be "that guy", but…
Does, er, Juno Temple get naked in 'Kaboom' too? Um, I need to know for an essay I'm writing… or something…

'Kundun'!

Ozon!
After the last review of his that appeared here, I'm glad to see that he may be getting back to the sort of "fluff" that I actually enjoy. Look forward to this seeing this film… though I'll have to wait until it comes out on DVD, since my local cinema has long since stopped showing anything remotely foreign or…

I quite like 'Happy, Texas', personally… but I can also understand why it wasn't a huge hit…

I would never have thought that Juno Temple would appear in a film of that title that I *didn't* want to see. But my dirty, dirty lust will probably win through in the end… even if she is doing a dodgy American accent…

Our culture is to blame! BLAME THE CULTURE!!!