Yeaaaahhh…
I've only heard this once through so far, so maybe it's a grower, but it didn't really grab me the way their other albums have. It doesn't seem quite as dark or funny as "Ta-Dah", which is a shame. Seems weird to me that they ditched an entire album's worth of material, and then started again from scratch…

I've now seen the trailer, and am having trouble wrapping my mind around the concept… they get the best, strongest, most agile fighters and then train them to pilot giant lumbering fighting robots? I probably shouldn't overthink this one, should I?

Phew!
The last line of this piece answered the question that was forming in my mind, before I even had to ask it. Never saw either of those movies, but I remember the trailers from back in the day. Now my nerd curiosity will lead me to look them up on YouTube… dammit!

This looks like a job for RACHEL DRATCH!!!

Might have been good if it was a tense heist thriller set entirely inside Jodie Foster's FaceBook profile page.

Shame. I much prefer the Executive Firstie.

"Arise, Rodimus Prime."

"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down."

That's where vibrators come from, y'know… castrated Transformers. We must stop this barbaric trade, before anymore robo-junk is removed! Please sign my petition:

I mainly know her as a comic actress, rather than a stand-up, and always enjoyed her work in that field. Had a huge crush on her too, back in the day. Being a Brit the political stuff kind of passed me by, so I just think of her as a funny actress who hasn't been in much lately… which is a shame, but this was still a…

"Down on Us Too"
Clearly the conspiracy behind these conspiracy theories is that someone is planning to release a "Down on Us" sequel, blaming the US government for the deaths of Cobain, Jackson and… um… Elvis. Not the Elvis impersonator who died in '77… I'm talking about the *real* Elvis.

No, YOU think about it!

No, he kicked Heller's bangs, then dogged his wife.

Vaguely relevant…
Ever since I saw the last* Harold & Kumar movie again recently, I've had John Cho saying "Whatthefuck, whatthefuck!?" stuck in my head. I'm not complaining or anything, just thought I'd share.

Malkovich!
Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich!

Kaling and Kemper…
I'm cool with them putting books out, and wish them the best of luck, but I really think they should get cracking on a Subtle Sexuality album now. Please?

I'd totally pollinate her garden, if you know what I'm saying.

We are the variables!!!

Gordon Ramsay would like to humbly suggest that perhaps that is not a suitable dish to be serving for your patrons, considering the tricky financial situation in which you now find yourself. He also wishes to add that you have no genitalia, and may be of questionable parentage.

Alex Winter directs live-action "Ben 10" movies now, apparently. Wish he'd write/direct more comedies for us grown-ups.