Man, I didn't even know Al Sharpton played trombone. Go Al, GO!
Seriously, though, great catalog. RIP.

Most of the Farrelly brother's catalog.
And anything involving Fockers of any kind.

Do NOT think about The Event!
And, please, Remain Indoors!

I like the heat… and the hummiditeah…

Jesus Christ, it's like reading vogon poetry
I was positive that you'd cut something out in that second quoted "passage," but, no, he just said that. It actually gets worse after that.

Feeding Time!

He WAS the bravest little Hobbit of them all.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person with this song on their itunes.

you can be a good actor (when directed to be) and still be a shitty writer

But is it cynicism?
Or does Sandler genuinely think that he's making good movies?
Being emotionally manipulative isn't enough; a lot of good art purposefully plays with the audience's emotions.
Is he purposefully underestimating the audience, and thereby feeding into the stupidity? Or does he not know that he could do…

He looks a little less butch, but that could be the hair.
Kick that dude in the chin and get him some acting lessons.

Fuck yeah. Brisco was the height of tv westerns.

like the style or not; it's quite a shitload better than how awful she sounded on BGT

Being John Malkovich
Maxine and Lotte, not making the long haul.

Actually, she CAN sing; it's not bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's cool, we lived together (in dirty dirty sin) for several years before we got engaged.

WOO HOOO
Just finished watching the first series a few hours ago. All that talk about how awful the film was when compared to the series got my fiance and I curious, and now we have this too look forward to. Awesome.

Sic the Pinkertons on 'em!
It's what Zweibel would do.

I'm reminded of both the SNL skit where James Bond sees a doc about his stds and the scene from The Simpsons wherein the doctors explain Mr. Burns's "Three Stooges Syndrome."

Filming involving Johnny Depp, Dark(blue) Reimaginings, and My Wife's Hair Ahead
-Tim Burton