Shit
For some reason,when I read "Kirstie Alley" my tired brain produced for me a mental image of Jane Curtain. Maybe childhood memories of Kate & Allie were responsible. I would WAY rather watch a show about Jane Curtain. Still, I found the DVD covers of Fat Actress rather arousing.

Neither of those is as bad as
Gene Kelly selling vacuum cleaners.

still hot
and hot either as Peterson or Ms. Of The Dark.

New sign off?
justifiably pessimistic?

The only good french canadian is an (un)dead french canadian.

Least likely vampire ever.

We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle. Then we'll watch It's Garry Shandling's Show.

It's Garry Shandling's Show was a show ABOUT shows about nothing. Plus he's a far funnier and more interesting comedian.

I still haven't heard if sick eagle masturbated like a 9-year-old.
just wondering

It was a perfectly crumulent miracle of modern surgery.

I demand the right to ascertain things!

The mother
The woman who used Ted as the sexless innkeeper, that's the mother.

In think you're forgetting about the fine and continuing prophetic work of one Mr. Conan O'Briii-eeeennn.

Mr. Wizard meets Julia Child
This man taught me how to make a good turkey, and no more need be said.

Ho Ho Ho, stick out your toe!
Hee hee hee, stick out your knee!

I'm still waiting
for my Interstellar Pig movie.
Or, failing that, Ants In The Pants.

no Silent Movie?
Come on people. I mean, Come On.

Agreed, Gnu, someone really needs to tell Bullock that she's closer to 50 than 35, and way to far from 25 to play roles requiring the level of cute demanded by most romantic comedies.
On the other hand, her attempt to convince us that she's still pretty dammit might just make this movie funny enough to laugh at (maybe…

Argh! It doesn't even make fucking sense. Ralph Kramden wasn't "rocking" a little gut. That fucker was a beer-swilling, bus-driving, threatening-to-hit-his-wife-all-the-time, fatty. He didn't just have a gut; that fucker was fall all over. Calling small guts "Kramdens" (a term Guy Trebay is trying awfully hard to…

Wicker Man
that is all