he's actually 8'2". in texas you bend over for your mug shot.

he's actually 8'2". in texas you bend over for your mug shot.

he was found naked as a fish. coincidence?

he was found naked as a fish. coincidence?

the way that one guy called that other guy queer was the queerest thing i've ever heard.

the way that one guy called that other guy queer was the queerest thing i've ever heard.

well all of the diabolical plans that make sense are now corporate business models, so the franchise is kind of screwed. 30 years ago, a Bond villain would have tried to blackmail people with patented and genetically modified sterile corn.

i'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that some of this james bond movie will be pretty cool and some of it will make me roll my eyes.

did they explain why that fat guy kept explaining how to play the most popular card game on earf?

did they explain why that fat guy kept explaining how to play the most popular card game on earf?

i've been practicing that move that the little girl in the crow does where you step on the skateboard and then catch it in your hand 8 times. i've almost got it down.

i've been practicing that move that the little girl in the crow does where you step on the skateboard and then catch it in your hand 8 times. i've almost got it down.

WHAT?

WHAT?

seconded. fuck bell peppers with a crooked broomstick.

seconded. fuck bell peppers with a crooked broomstick.

edit.

edit.

you should have told him that those two contrails were coming off of his balls.

you should have told him that those two contrails were coming off of his balls.