i could listen to The Planet Krypton on a loop for a couple of hours at work. even with brando monologues over it.

i could listen to The Planet Krypton on a loop for a couple of hours at work. even with brando monologues over it.

Superman: Tree of Life of Steel.

Superman: Tree of Life of Steel.

i'm not sure these Stand Down things are worth sitting through that fucking stride ad. and these Stand Down things are pretty good.

in me, it created a life-long interest in grim and cheerless orgasms.

in me, it created a life-long interest in grim and cheerless orgasms.

i quit nip/tuck when i realized that i had spent almost an entire episode staring through the screen and trying to decide whether or not i would suck Famke Janssen's dick.

i quit nip/tuck when i realized that i had spent almost an entire episode staring through the screen and trying to decide whether or not i would suck Famke Janssen's dick.

i rage-quit the dallas cowboys 3 years ago. i became a fan when i became aware of football, at the age of 3. jerry jones is the pancreatic cancer of team owners.

jesus christ. i'm glad i'm too busy shitting my pants to throw up on myself.

jesus christ. i'm glad i'm too busy shitting my pants to throw up on myself.

nah. that old fuckmummy needs to pay up.

nah. that old fuckmummy needs to pay up.

you probably heard it in that PBS show where they proved to Morgan Freeman that he isn't 100% black, either.

you probably heard it in that PBS show where they proved to Morgan Freeman that he isn't 100% black, either.

i haven't figured out how to just delete a post.

i haven't figured out how to just delete a post.

there's a freakonomics podcast about how obama was stuck between the rock of his family rarely actually attending church and the hard place of rev. wright's attention-whoring. obama couldn't support wright's statements, but couldn't admit that he spent his sundays watching football in his underpants (at home, mostly).

there's a freakonomics podcast about how obama was stuck between the rock of his family rarely actually attending church and the hard place of rev. wright's attention-whoring. obama couldn't support wright's statements, but couldn't admit that he spent his sundays watching football in his underpants (at home, mostly).