he's so white trash that when pam divorced him she got a ticket for littering.

more like
60% water and 40% vinegar, amirite?

fucking homonyms.

what the fuck she looks like a ginger Alice The Goon. i know longer want to Enter Her Pink.

140 bucks is kind of a lot of money to pay
just so i can watch disk 8 and throw the rest of them in the fucking garbage.

don't worry dumble, i got it. and i approve your message.

and the world's worst stalker award goes to…

yeah don't be such a fucking baby.

every king needs a jester.

weird, i went through the exact same thing. was that your pube on dead like me's 3rd disk or did netflix send it to someone between you and me?

regardless of the exact time that he heard the news, it's obvious from his word choice on the original tweet that he at least believed he had a scoop. it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he had some kind of symbiotic cum-swap testosterlink with SEALS.

that's the part i don't get. vigoda spent most of the 70's fitting in pearl bailey.

possible phyllis diller origin
i grew up in the 70's, and i thought that diller played benita bizarre on the bugaloos. the google says that's a common misconception. benita bizarre was a bad witch that was in a band, and her terrible terrible lyrics rhymed. i always thought that beasties line was a reference to the…

his acting is much better than his pizza. and his pizza isn't bad at all.

i guess all i'm saying is that i like being able to say "fuck that guy, plus that movie looks like it will suck" a little more than saying "that movie looks like it will suck, plus fuck that guy." it might get me full-blown by a jewess a little more often.

is it just me?
i kind of like having an excuse to never see another mel gibson movie. i can't see everything, and his nazism takes some tough decisions right out of my hands. one could say that i am only following orders. wait.

i also hit the wall with season 13. i bought it the day it came out, like the previous seasons, but i haven't watched the last disk. and i haven't gone back through to see the deleted scenes or listen to the commentary on any of them. that tells me that i'm done.

fuck it, i'll netflix it. i haven't seen a clooney movie yet that was a complete waste of my time.

for me, margot gives her a lifetime pass. it's worn and tattered, but it's still a pass. and i did like her as much as i could like her character in the iron man movies.

stop shitting on me for not being evolved and give me a movie star to bone in front of you and your friends, already.