Scott Bakula went back in time and did Lord of Illusions so that the tribal tattoo fad would begin and end 10 years sooner. It was still too little, too late, for some reason. But he did manage to circumvent the forehead butthole fad entirely.

i liked portman's ass more when it was bruised and smelled like a frenchman.

if i were neeson, i would rather do 4 minutes in the sequel to the hangover than 30 minutes in the sequel to the clash of the titans. he must have a lot of unsecured debt.

you idiots. he was the best one!

i don't get it, does the existence of Fancy help prove Huckleberry Judd's point, or help disprove it?

i agree with trilobiter's original post, except that women wouldn't have to worry about rape if they just acted a little MORE slutty, too.

i think your beliefs place you firmly in the minority. like my 20 bucks last weekend.

seems like god should be somewhere on that list.

i think it's a big stupid fucking mistake to have men create the intelligent apes. it shits all over the theme of the original movie. wait. unless they are saying that the negroes never would have taken over the country if white people hadn't brought them here in the first place. i guess as long as franco invents…

i hope in the show she battles actual demons, and not something stupid like alcoholism or syphilis.

i thought he was funny on Extras when he played a fictional version of himself that thought he did really good work.

*hugs wrecksracer

so you're the one that gave porky's 4 stars?

KV was the Twain of the 20th century, and i think he would have liked nothing more than to be remembered that way.

big deal
this is no different from the time nelson got caught speeding in hazzard county and had to play a gig at the boar's nest to get out of the ticket.

i'd trade clothes with him. i spilled chili on mine. it gave me an idea for a tshirt with a hot dog on it, so when i spill chili it just looks like a chili dog.

i didn't think timequake was a bad book. i really liked the part when time caught up again and everyone got free will back and the excon was frozen, afraid to move, because he didn't know what might trigger going back in time and he didn't want to be back in prison.

if you want objective proof that netflix's suggestion algorithm is hopelessly fucking broken, put five stars on The Virgin Suicides. it will say that since you liked that, you'll love That 70's Show.

as a white guy that has lived in TX and SoCal all of his life but somehow only knows like 20 spanish words, i can assure Erik that this is not cultural tourism for US americans. if it were, there would be just as many thick mamis in sequined g-strings on Si as on Sabado Gigante.

i think maron's patience just ran out. gallagher was an irritating windbag from the very beginning, and i would have wanted to punch his moustache off after the first five minutes. and gallagher's "give the hicks the jokes they want to hear even if they are kind of hatey" approach doesn't go well with maron's "fuck…