gargamel did not modify an existing smurf to create smurfette. he made her with magic. and she was an ugly brunette tramp. she kept getting rejected and then papa smurf used smurf magic to make her a pretty blonde vapid self-obsessed smurf-tease and welcomed her to the commune.

They can always put their name on some really high-waisted acid-washed jeans and shill for Target. oh, wait. probably not Target.

Fragile Stipe
i know two people with stories of accidentally scaring the crap out of michael stipe on the street. for a long time, i thought i knew three people with stories of accicentally scaring the crap out of michael stipe on the street, but it turned out that the third guy had accidentally scared the crap out…

Treme main theme.

great. my kobo is now kindle-ing.

little lebowskis lose their virginity. loose is what you are after you bone the celtics.

i bet the first season of gigglesnort hotel would make a brit child piss himself.

fucking cars. i never want to hear that fucking song again, no matter who does it. when the technology exists, i'm going to spotless mind that fucking song. i voted for erasure, but only because there are a ton of pet shop boys songs i'd rather hear than west end girls. i can accept that bring on the dancing…

"tourists' favorite things suicide tour," i think you mean.

note: i missed a period on purpose. get it? missed a period? are you writing this down, SNL?

the way i see it, if you are going to pick on some people that belong to what is probably the most shat-upon group left in the country, you better make it worth it. that sketch was pretty god-damned lazy. or, to quote some hacked-off (yeah, i said it) tranny, "There were no 'jokes' per se" (s)he makes a fucking…

i wonder what the dilly sisters look like now. and whether they are cannibals.

anyone that doesn't think bagpipes are pretentious hasn't been in my back yard when the fireman across the alley goes out into the parking lot to practice in a fucking plaid skirt. if you don't actually live on a windswept highland and you inflate a bagpipe more than once, you are a pretentious jackass.

spinal tap was satire? thanks for the spoiler, dick.

thanks for helping me begin to appreciate some of the music i felt the need to reject when i was going to a TX high school with a confederate colonel mascot in the late 80's.

can someone tell me
what award he's holding? i don't recognize it.

Cielo No. 10050?

ok i'll say it. when buffet's unconscious, how can you tell?

technically, didn't you back up ONTO a doorknob?

+1 to netflix queue.