yeah when jenna comes in it's like getting a punch in the gut and a handjob at the same time.

i appreciate you, jay.

i think i'm also willing to give tyson a little slack because of the life that he's at least tried to live since his conviction. i think i remember hearing tape of him talking about embracing light and peace and then saying he wanted to eat kids, and i don't know much about islam but the guy obviously spent some time…

i didn't know that best little whorehouse in texas was much-maligned. that's fucked up.

another vote for hop-frog. mostly because i was 4'6" in 8th grade.

i got out of high school in 91. even though i was never a huge pearl jam or nirvana fan, i also think this is the best stuff on avclub right now. i was all over the brit stuff at the time. i hope to read about those bands before this ends.

no shit. that headstone makes me feel like a complete fucking waste of time. which is fair, i guess.

i thought the title was True Blood: The Blonde Cries

six uncle bucks and my left nut says astro is a cowboys fan. or was. fuck jerry jones.

though i find his politics deplorable, and his analysis of both film and politics shallow, in my mind all he would ever have to say in the face of criticism is, "Fuck You, I wrote Rocky." though i think it was a mistake for him to refer to any screenplay that he has written since, produced or not.

god's truth, i was taking a shit when i read this thread. i couldn't type this at the time because it was so massive i had glaucoma for a few seconds.

if you think chelsea handler is unfunny now, wait til you see her in her 20's.

especially now that he's all fat.

at first i hated your post, but now i like it and want to BE like it.

i'm going as a date rapist, but that's just between you and me.

take it easy, pops. boardwalk empire ruined boardwalk empire for you.

"I wouldn't cast Val Kilmer for The Val Kilmer Story." ~ John Frankenheimer

does it matter that he wasn't arrested? can't the judge just demand that sheen take a drug test and then throw him in jail when he pisses hot?

i suspect that you've got it backwards, pope. i think fred the movie appeared in i watched this on purpose so that when this interview came out we would know who the fuck o'neal was talking to.

i didn't think treasure island was that funny when i re-watched it either. but i still think it was an ok movie. i thought tim curry's little monologue where he kind of almost cried was almost too strong a performance for a movie like that.