meh. M.I.A.'s lyrics aren't any worse than any of the other babbled nonsense i've suffered through from women i'd bone.

every movie should end with someone shoveling dirt onto corpses. or at least the video to Kenny Rogers's "Lady."

i don't think it gets weird until someone breaks out the ball gags and saddles. but i guess it's all relative.

obviously, obama needs to nationalize another company. maybe they can borrow the very clever and subtle product placements from recent bond films and have Bard run over Smaug with a Volt. that would help everyone out.

i'm with ellsworth. the post office doesn't lose money. it can't.

and that he spells his name wrong.

i call bullshit
i put it to you that gervaise got the girl in both the office and extras.

what if mencia raped cook. would that be funny?

i really, really hate you for telling me that story. you're dead, messenger.

i love america, but boy can she be cruel.

ok so i have a question. if nugent calls me an asshole, does that mean i'm not an asshole, or like, a double asshole?

what can i say about pam? she's a great girl. she likes her musicians, doesn't she? she's had more unwashed rockstar cock in her than lizard skin pants.

it was still readily available on VHS, as were VCRs. i'm sure the cops raided that theatre because the city council wanted it closed down or to keep prostitution in check or something. wrong place wrong time kind of deal. it's not like they went in there looking for pee wee herman.

Goodbye 70's clothes that are actually just what people wear in NZ.

i also agree, but i also say that jackopierce's cover of please come to boston is the best cover of please come to boston.

this zoo movie sounds like a lot of fun.

Just Shoot Me With Tits

thank you, samuel. alan mendelshon the boy from mars references make me happy.

last week i inadvertently saw about 1 minute of that show, then vertently saw about another 11 minutes. that fat kid isn't really fat anymore and is almost not a kid anymore. it wasn't the worst show i've ever seen, and i'm glad duckie is getting work. that's about all i can say about it.

she only did it 8 times with ben.