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avclub-6492d38d732122c58b44e3fdc3e9e9f3--disqus

boobjobs spoil nothing.

hah. BFE.

i was a manager of a blockbuster for about 6 weeks once, without having had any management or blockbuster experience. i got shitcanned for oversleeping and not opening the store by 10am. i hated that job and i hate blockbuster and i'm glad it's dying. fuck you blockbuster, with your rated versions of crap like eyes

as counterpoint to xaa's assertion that lemmon is a marvelous actor, i respectfully submit the first 20 minutes of branagh's hamlet. utterly, utterly awful.

nice one. so, a round of applause for this inanimate carbon rod! even though it's all just a popularity contest.

theory: anyone that has to use the phrase "don't you know who i am" is nobody.

so is it the smoke or the peat that tastes like bandaids?

my favorite episode of the honeymooners is the one where gleason goes out on set with his fly open. the audience notices and applauds wildly when gleason realizes it and later in the scene zips up when he has his back to the audience. awesome television.

the blue lightning and surge of power and knowledge broke it to feldman.

and best use of a john hughes related futurama quote EVER.

insomnia has robin williams in it.

i fear the 4chanification of avclub.

if ian mcshane gets hit in the balls i'm going to burn the theatre down.

the writing is awfully shitty. "Jason, wait for your dad, son." i get it, my son is named jason and i'm his dad and he's my son. let's move on to the incredibly awkwardly contrived car accident now.

he directed clerks, II?

yeah totally. plus in the scenes from next week one of the injuns said they were being hustled after barb handed him a fax that she wasn't happy about.

thirds on chloe's legs. they tried to downplay them with longshots and editing, but i had to pause the tivo.

anyone else have trouble buying that anyone could love alby? i can totally see the guy offing himself because he was losing his family and career over some ass, but how could anyone have feelings for the guy? the only 2 people that care about him are his damaged sister and his damaged arranged wife.

the armrests are at hip level. the muffin-top effect is devastating to other passengers.

anyone else pretty uncomfortable with pronouns that have jig in them?