bravo@bucky.

the onion movie was fucking pathetic. easily the second worst movie i've ever seen. old people cursing instead of jokes, how lazy is that?

failed firties?

i have always had a crush on her and that busty woman who ran out on the field and farted at the ballplayers.

i like chicks in over the knee boots when the over the knee part is scuffed and has gum stuck to it.

not me.

Citizen Fucking Kane. are we done here?

Sublime 2: The Cheapening

the guy may be an insufferable douche, but if some assholes made a book from my screenplay on the sly without paying me, i would sue in a heartbeat and i would be a giant prick about it.

nuking the fridge should be a young ones reference. instead, it's an indiana jones reference. o fuck i fucking hate spielgerg and lucas so fucking much fuck.

sometimes fine just means fine.

so true. he's halfway to being the next robin hood. he steals your humanity and dignity, but hasn't gotten around to giving it to the poor yet. which is you now. or, eh never mind i forgot where i was going with that. hey remember back when some people were saying that family guy was better than the simpsons? …

i think the place to start, and end, is the mc5.

awesome@frito.

i don't mind the celebrity guest star thing. alec baldwin still kind of feels like a celebrity guest star to me. maybe i'm still kind of surprised to see him doing tv? also, i think the celebrities aren't as jarring to me because almost everything happens in a major television studio. i expect to see celebrities,…

the davinci code movie sucked slightly less than the book. reading the book was like having an insecure and talentless guy threaten to beat off on my face a hundred times and then having the insecure and talentless guy beat off on my face. and by that i mean reading the book was EXACTLY like that.

eh i can't think of a movie that she's been involved with that i would say sucked. it's just that i haven't been the target audience for any of them since E.T. no matter what kind of role she's playing she always seems really comfortable, which seems like it has to be a compliment but also seems like a weird thing…

well i guess if your name is dorkin you might as well go ahead and work on japanese cartoons.

you don't always get what you deserve.

sigh. i like meth. is meth good? there.