my dog (charlie) spent the first 3 years of his life listening to people say "chahlie bit meee"

Oh man, Ballers is like a show written by aliens impersonating humans. I caught a line on it where a guy said "she's avoiding me…I think she's pregnant" — whaaaaa?

"non-me asshole" is my new favorite term

but he got her a sloth for her birthday and she was so excited she cried! who's cuter/weirder than that?

I totally agree! But in the context of her having a conservative husband, I can kind of see why she might say that.

There was an episode of her podcast where someone asked for advice on how to handle her boyfriend being a Trump supporter, and Faris's advice was basically don't argue just ignore it, which was kind of an off-brand stance from her (admittedly this was before Trump had won, so the assumption was that it would blow…

forking ridiculous

Would've liked to see Catastrophe nominated. I loved this season, despite how dark it got.

Wasn't it Seth Meyers' brother who was on an earlier episode of the show?

has it already been brought up that Dean Strang (Steven's lawyer) sounds exactly like Bob Odenkirk?

It's also an even weirder dynamic since he's the youngest brother.

What was supposed to be going on with Amber's pregnancy test? Unless the timeline jumped forward, it seemed way too early for her to be taking a test, unless she was actually trying to get pregnant intentionally with Ryan at the hospital.

good god that is amazing.

Which celebrities were actually upset about Ricky Gervais after the Golden Globes? People keep saying that everyone was so offended but I can't name a single specific comment by any famous people who sounded legitimately angry. Maybe I'm just not reading the right interviews.