So you are claiming it was a "magic" jizz?

I saw Big Country at a small upstate NY college in '86. They played pretty much all of The Crossing and Steeltown. There were only a few hundred people so I got to stand very close to the stage. Itwas one of the best live shows I have ever seen. I still listen to The Crossing from time to time.

Cut out all that wordplay!

Heh heh, that's the first thing I thought of as well.

Urgent…urgent… emergency!
Would be great in a Flomax ad, amirite?

Dan Simmons
Wow, the comments are really piling up, so sorry if this has been mentioned above. I'm excited about the possible Dan Simmons adaptations because I loved both Ilium/Olympos and the Hyperion series, but damn they are so sprawling. Maybe Olympos has a beter shot at being reduced to 120 minutes.

Plain old Britta is super foxy.

Huh? You want to kick tits and squeeze footballs?

There are those who call him Tim

Wait, Channing Tatum is the guy?

Mmm, that's good hatin'! You can really taste the bile!

He likes Ed Harris!

I prefer puppy bowling.

Where's
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT?

Woooo!
I'm back, bitches!

My Chemical Romance
For some reason I really like their cover of "Desolation Row" on the Watchmen soundtrack. Maybe because it is better than most of the movie.

And you are not the first to deserve a fiery canceraids death.

I think it's named appropriately. One man's awful is another's awesome.

@twogreattastes

And don't forget the Highway Department with their supermodel interns.