You just (inadvertently?) made me want to play this game even more than I already did.

Score!

He was good in Eden Lake too, which is a (mostly) successful movie that I never ever ever want to watch again.

so
Will THIS movie feature alien-mind-control gay sex?

I look back on the astronaut-stripper scene in Mr. Mom as one of my first gay stirrings. I was 6, I think? I would watch that part over and over again.

I feel like it's missing "great."

Yeah, I thought season two of True Blood was pretty much a total disaster, Sam nudity notwithstanding. Splitting a cast that really clicks together into isolated storylines wasn't the best idea, but my god, once the Mariann business got swingin', I felt like I was watching the same episode over and over again. I was…

um
If you thought the third season of True Blood (which, admittedly, I haven't seen) was a disaster, how did you feel about the second one?

What DID you do, then?

I wondered why the horn was so veiny!

True story: I found a Bible coloring book at Wal-Mart circa 2000. One of the pages had Moses delivering the 10 commandments while riding a unicorn.

For what it's worth, friend of friends, I totally kept my shit.

What this really is: MTV paying close attention to synergy.

That shit should be on all medical forms.

question
What is the sex of the thing with the blue Band-Aid(?) above its left eye?

hey
Teen horniness is not a crime.

Thanks, idiotking. You haven't let me down yet.

What is this Ledger comment of which you speak?

I feel like your post was missing — at the very least — a Chris Colfer reference.

yeah
That's enough, Lady Gaga.