Me neither, John Travolta in Hairspray. Me neither.

You just haiku'd my life, yo.

argh
Why oh why isn't this opening in central Maryland today?

We didn't start the fire?

Seriously. I feel like that movie is a pretty terrific example of execution and performance (Reynolds', obviously) selling the shit out of some incredibly creaky scripting.

@hollyhox

If you haven't seen Boy A, watch it immediately. Garfield is fucking amazing in that.

wait
Hereafter? Seriously?

The episode where the Tanners take part in a telethon for Child Awareness or something like that is completely insane. Stephanie does a crazy dance to "Love Shack," and D.J. (and Michelle, I think?) sing a song called "Gummi Bears and Lollipops." AND SOMEHOW THEY RAISE A MILLION DOLLARS.

I like dudes, but okay.

@The Motherfucking Shore Patrol

Hell yes. Lapalco, Alternative to Love, Author Unknown, Can You Still Feel?, and Everyone Says It's On are among my favorite albums.

flashback
Years and years ago, I inadvertently left a Brendan Benson & the Well Fed Boys CD on my parents' living room floor when I was moving out. My mom called me to let me know I forgot to pack one of my albums, and when I asked which one, she replied: "Uh… Brendan Benson & the Well-Hung Boys, I think." She wasn't…

I'm cosigning everything Elf Cid wrote, but mostly the first half.

um
Esperanza Spalding is the name of a legitimate musician? Not a character on a circa-'82 primetime soap?

Dylan Baker is the new Edward Hermann.

But I feel like Worthington has at least two expressions and doesn't ever sound like he's always talking to a room full of kindergarteners.

ugh
I hate this news. I mean, I already really dislike Wahlberg and his perma-furrow brow and the way he sing-speaks his lines, but anyone who's played the game will probably tell you this is really terrible casting.

wait
Miramax got purchased? Does this mean The Debt and Don't Be Afraid of the Dark will carry on with their original release dates?

I think I'd give Megamind a slight edge over Despicable Me. So I guess it'd be: