Okay.

@LucindaLunacy

@Montypark

hmm
If they're gonna pull an American Dreams and have current musical "talent" play the bands and singers of 30 years ago (i.e., Third Eye Blind as The Kinks), I'd like us to discuss who's going to star as Duran Duran, Alphaville and Cameo right here.

A giant yeti who strikes the FIELD GOAL pose!

*Oopsadoodle. Brendan FRASER, I mean.

okay
So, here are all the things Gene Shalit wants you to do:

yeah
I would watch your version of Arbor Day, O'Neal.

* Megamind
* Winter's Bone
* most of the first season of Community
* about 15 minutes of some movie called Wolves of Wall Street (from notoriously homoerotic horror "director" David DeCoteau, and starring ERIC ROBERTS) on Netflix Instant — I fell asleep

ahem
I believe Nancy said it best in the original Nightmare on Elm Street:

I was thinking about the Dan Savage thing as soon as I read the synopsis for this movie.

Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so… you can come over anytime.

@Cyrus

The first time I saw that episode, it was on DVD, and I had to immediately rewind it and watch it over about 15 times.

Thanks, your holiness.

wait
They're doing 2010 arbitrary lists already? It's still October. Fuck.

It was a chop of fresh cat.

I think "I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!" is my favorite Charlie breakdown.

okay
Re: the Jack poster image…

Either/or. But Matt Damon is right. I would like to generate most of the power.