yes
I would go gay for this man.

He earned it.

wow
Shocking that Genevieve didn't do this interview.

Have a great birthday!

I hear Nathan Rabin is dating Aaron Samuels again.

@Louis Canon the loose cannon

One year I bought a pair of long johns at Target and a generic black T-shirt with a horse on it (I think?) from a thrift store. Grew my facial hair out a bit. Went as Charlie from It's Always Sunny. Total cost was like $9.

@MayorVaughn

I said some stuff up there that you read, but I can't sleep and I'm up writing, so…

@Arsenio Billingham

ah
But will it be in 3D?

Damn, sorry. I should've said POMEGRANATE juice as a misdirection.

@The Lascivious Snape

Licky_Kicky is right, and it seems like a really silly way to explain the lack of discussion of the second film's events in the first film. I kept wondering why the family just doesn't go to the local Applebee's and hash some things out.

wow
SPOILERS, MAYBE?

Half and half, like Prince in "Batdance"?

Also, obligatory "what are A.V. Club commenters going to be for Halloween?" query.

too bad
Snooki should be Sexy Cookie Monster instead.

hmm
Now, if it was Jesus Camp meets Bad Santa, I'd be really excited.

@Jorge Von Salsa