Tell me more, idiotking. Like, what role does Nikki Blonsky play?

The default YouTube freezeframe image for the clip kinda tells me everything I need to know about it.

hmm
Something tells me that watching the provided clip isn't going to make me feel any better about this news.

Wow! At the very end of the episode when he's overcome by the Christmas spirit and shit, right? How did I forget about that?

yes
The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special is pretty great. You've got Earth children explaining the story of Jesus to Orko, and He-Man telling a giant monster who grabs him: "Looks like you need a manicure!"

I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt a lot, I really do, but casting him in a movie like this would be like watching your little brother save the world.

duh
He's obviously going to play Rhino.

I never thought of Jensen Ackles. I can see it. He has the cocky swagger down. And his look is kind of good enough.

Jersey Circus
Just in case nobody's seen this before, Family Circus with captions provided by Jersey Shore dialogue:

So noted, Robert Zemeckis!

In terms of recent Hollywood romantic comedies, Going the Distance was shockingly fine. There were definitely moments when the whole long-distance-relationship premise got in the way, but in looser moments, when it set its (admittedly good) cast free to riff and play off one another, I was surprised by how much I…

I didn't know this was the second in Shyamalan's Night Chronicles trilogy.

wait
Damian from Mean Girls plays one of the rapists?

Shouldn't it be a Saturday morning cartoon?

He also directed Varsity Blues and Good Burger, so you know he's legit.

sweet jesus, the screencaps
You know, when I saw this on the DVD release list yesterday, I thought MAYBE it would wind up featured in this column.

so
Did you guys make a Twitter feed for My Year of Flops in the hope that it will be turned into a TV show?

It's on the Blu-ray. I watched it a few months ago. I was kinda disappointed that she mostly narrates what is happening on screen.

Undie Hard!

Hard?